Two Angry Trevors

The man I am is the product of all my life's many experiences resulting in an incredibly angry and hostile individual who has a disdain for most homo sapiens.

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

(Source: amypoehler, via braveheart-the-lion)

dogdirt:

The sky is fucking unreal today

(Source: girlspice, via mudfireishere)

thranduil-the-elven-king:

danglingthpider:

lindefishway:

John is not wearing his wedding ring! i repeat JOHN IS NOT WEARING HIS WEDDING RING!

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maybe it kept turning him invisible

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(via braveheart-the-lion)

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

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10 Funny Things Since Wearing Suits

One: Nobody notices my pants are Navy Blue and don’t match the Black jacket
Two: After I point it out, they start noticing it.
Three: I only wear one suit.
Four: It’s not even a suit. It’s a blazer and McDonald’s work pants.
Five: Nobody notices my vest has a pinstripe pattern that doesn’t match the matte blazer.
Six: I get compared to Barney Stinson on Occasion and it does wonders for my self esteem.
Seven: I get complemented on my clothes with the same results.
Eight: When asked what the occasion is I say “I don’t leave the house without a suit on.”
Nine: Women are in awe when I say that and wish more men did the same.
Ten: The suit hides the fact I’m a socially awkward stoner who is nervous striking up conversations with people.

He is my son, my first son.

(Source: cerseilannasster, via ksica)