One: Nobody notices my pants are Navy Blue and don’t match the Black jacket
Two: After I point it out, they start noticing it.
Three: I only wear one suit.
Four: It’s not even a suit. It’s a blazer and McDonald’s work pants.
Five: Nobody notices my vest has a pinstripe pattern that doesn’t match the matte blazer.
Six: I get compared to Barney Stinson on Occasion and it does wonders for my self esteem.
Seven: I get complemented on my clothes with the same results.
Eight: When asked what the occasion is I say “I don’t leave the house without a suit on.”
Nine: Women are in awe when I say that and wish more men did the same.
Ten: The suit hides the fact I’m a socially awkward stoner who is nervous striking up conversations with people.